BLANDX UPDATE

As if the current state of the world economy weren't already bad enough, we're back. If exposing people to another edition of BLANDX doesn't depress economic output someplace, it's not as if we haven't tried. So, here it is, another issue - April 1, 2009.

Be sure to check out Dead DXers' Stuff for some very interesting new additions (especially if you're trying to decide what to have for lunch).

Due to an actors' strike, there has been a delay in adding new chapters to the heart-warming story of The Radio Family. We expect to have the staff starved into submission in three or four months, which will be just in time for the mini-issue planned for October 1.

So that our executives would not have to forego their quarterly bonuses, we have eliminated the positions of Holy Scribes, so there are no new books in The DXers' Bible. But we hope to soon outsource the positions to cheaper prophets someplace like Bhutan.

Finally, if you get tired of all this new fresh DX humor, we've also got lots of old stale DX humor in our archive of Historical DX Humor. Included are full copies of eight print editions of BLANDX, including the original July 1981 BLANDX plus some other odds and ends (with an emphasis on the word odd).


Want to Contribute?

At BLANDX we are always looking for good DX related humor.
Contributions can be sent to BLANDX2007@Blandx.com

We Don't Have A Social Disease

I know that's hard to believe, but it's true. So, how about writing something in the BLANDX Guestbook? It's downright embarassing that there are only about a dozen entries in it. You don't even have to sign your real name. (It's a lot more fun if you sign the name of some other well-known DXer!)