Your Guide to Hauserspeak and Hausereque phraseology

Conversational Hauserspeak for the unwashed masses
with possible or suggested definitions...we could be wrong.

2011y (About 2011)
a*terisk (Convenient way to avoid typing an "s".)
abduxion
abduxion-obsessed service (Has to have something to do with aliens.)
abuzzous (Adjective describing Saudi Arabian xmtrs.)
abuzzy
academix (A sneeze; a miture of acades.)
adelanted (Anglicized HauserSpanish for delayed.)
ad hoc fence-beverage DXing (What Glenn does when he travels.)
adjacencies (Glenn's neighbors?)
adstring
aftershox (Thingys installed on your car after you buy it that keep it
     from bouncing too much.)
AIRblob (Output from a bad xmtr in India.)
airhead anchorette (A distinctly Limabughian Hauserism.)
airheadess (Female CNN reporter...Limbaugh would have said airheadette.)
alfanumerix (A DXpedition breakfast cereal.)
Aligarh blob (See AIRblob)
AlJaz (Al-Jazeera; or a style of music popularized by Al Jolson,
     Al Hirt, Al Jerreau and Weird Al.)
all-sunny path (A desirable situation for sun-bathing.)
altho
AmerEnglish (Language spoken in Minnesota and the U.P.)
amphibian ("leapfrog" mixing product--this is getting out of hand.)
amusical (A description of hard rock?)
anapestic (I'll be damned! It's in the dictionary.)
anglicization (Is this really a word?...an anti-Hauserism?)
anoraks (Another Dr. Seuss character?; also a garment, which is overpulled,
     worn while erecting aerials at a DXpedition.)
anti-broadcasting (Jamming; also a type of wave generated during the big bang
     which annihilates a normal wave when they encounter each other.  This
     phenomena frequently happens at the top of the hour.)
anvilless (Absence of anvil pounding)
anvil pounding (An alternative form of Chinese jamming  to Crash & Bang.)
anynetizen (Any person who frequents the internet.)
apocalyptic nonsense (Emissions from Brother Stair.)
Araby-spelt (Words with lotsa q's?)
Aprilend (The last day of April; also, part of April's anatomy.  Assume that
     at least 11 other versions of this will appear.)
Arnie's noise (Dentro-Cuban Jamming Command)
atmosferix (Misspelling of "atmospherix".)
attax (An occurrance every April 15th.)
attraxion (A planet in Dune?)
audibilizing (Gross misuse of a football term.)
availablized (Apparent misspelling of availabilized. Take advantage of a blize.)
AWWW (Allan Weiner World-Wide)
axion (action...or maybe one of God's nerve cells.)
axual, axually
azimuthal distinxions (This is truly getting out of hand.)
badthing (Getting a sensitive body part--there are many--caught in a zipper.)
bandedge (Not something you cover a booboo with.)
bandpart (Part of a band!)
banx (Glenn's memory thingys)
basix (basics)
BBC-famished North Americans (North Americans who need to get a life.)
beaconhf
beepburst (Ute QRM.  Also, a spurious DXpedition emission.  That which occurs
     after consumption of Beanie-Weenies, or beans and weenies.)
beforeyesterday (God is starting to spell like the Germans.)
Biafraland (Verbose form of "Biafra"; an anti-Hauserism?)
bidirexional (Going both ways.)
bidozen (A dozen that goes both ways?)
big blob of extremely distorted talk ("transmitter gone haywire")
The Big Buzzer (Glenn's affectionate term for Saudi Arabia)
big filthy distorted FMy blobs (I ask you...why bother to create a
     wise-ass edfinition for this?)
bignal (Big signal? Bigoted signal?)
big nasty slushy spurs (A giant carnival treat.)
bihour (An hour that goes both ways?)
bikilometer (A kilometer that goes both ways.)
biweek (A week that goes both ways?)
blastaway (Signing on with mucho gusto.)
blanx (What a person who speaks this way is shooting.)
bleary-eyed OL (Your typical DXer at 3AM.)
bleedthru
blob check (Using two mirrors to look at that thing on your back.)
blob hash (Describes most hash I've ever consumed.)
blobless (without blobage)
blobmess (That ugly thing laying on the bathroom floor.)
blob pairs (Cuban spurs. Also a derogatory term for an old woman.)
blox (presumably blocks)
blubbering signal (Jimmy Swaggert on SW.)
bonker (See anvil pounding; clever QRM description)
Boo Abis (Apparently Abis did something to displease God.)
BPO flickon (Something to do with boogers?)
Brother Scare (A well-known South Carolina Bible thumper arrested for
     child thumping.)
BS (Brother Stair, Brother Scare, Brother Smear, Bull Shit, Blue States, etc.)
BS Service (A Brother Stair broadcast)
BTW2 (By the Way By the Way?)
butterfly-like woman (A female unit that flits?)
buzzfree (What a person on the wagon is, or possibly a Saturday morning
     cartoon character.)
Buzzing Service of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (BSKSA)
BuzzSKSA (Saudi Arabian bees?)
buzz spurs (An old cowboy movie character?)
buzzy hets (A band leader from the 40s?  Maybe a guy that Glenn went to
     high school with or straight people that hum a lot.)
bystanding (Sitting around, waiting for DX to appear.)
bytuners (dial twisters)
callee (A person being called...called what?)
Camping Anti-Church Cult (The ACC on DXpedition?)
Campingdroning (Sermonizing around a fire.)
Campinglish (Utterances from Harold droning.)
caradio (Mobile Glenn; That thing in your internal combustion conveyance for
     listening to KRVN.)
Catholix (A passtime enjoyed by consenting Catholics.)
Caths (Catholics; also tubes that people stick up your openings.)
centred (A penny after it's circulated for a while.)
Chavismo (That undefiined thing that Hugo has.)
Chavistas (Hugo's followers.)
chex (A cereal from the hoary past.)
ChiComQRM
Chicuban (Cubans with mixed heritage?)
Chi music (Rhythmic vibrations from the People's Republic.)
China Radio War (A little known event in Chinese history, when the horse-
     drawn radio tribe threw their radios at the charging wood-fired
     radio tribe.)
Chipmunx
clands (Clandestines)
Clarxville (A place to which the last train goes.)
clicker (Cuban jammer spur; also the handiest devise ever invented for male
     couch potatoes.)
clix (Sounds that crickets make.)
clonic nonentities (Clones that don't exist? Current state of many web sites.)
closing transmission with love
clox (Instruments with pointers rotating clock-wise.)
co-channel botherment (QRM; not a Hauserism, but should be.)
cohetes (Something that Radio Habana does that annoys Glenn.)
collateral damage (Interference to an unintended station by a jammer.)
collexion
collinear (Misspelling of co-linear?)
colliding (The long way to say, QRM.)
compunxion
computer-influenced YL (A Japanese female announcer who learned English
     from the internet.)
conDX (Passtime for prisoners.)
confundible (Ability to supply money to a prison inmate?)
connexion
construxion
contax (A cold remedy?)
conterminous (Not a clue)
contradixion
co-religionists (an oxymoron?...since none of them get along.)
correxion (Something that's badly needed here!)
CRInternal (Local Chinese stuff.)
CRInternational (Radio Beiping)
CubaCom (The folks that run Cuba...they are still in Cuba aren't they?)
Cuban wobbler (Fidel after a long night of carousing.)
CubaRM (Interference from Cuba.)
cumbersomely (Surly--don't call me Shirley--this isn't an acceptable form.)
cutons (The on part of off/on; sounds like a dessert.)
Czechia (Something done at hockey games in Prague?)
databurster (Busting a paper bag behind a character on Star Trek,
     The Next Generation.)
daypart (How a Southerner pronounces "depart".)
DCJC (DentroCuban Jamming Comand)
defacto fence beverage (A type of antenna made famous by God.)
deinterrupted
dekakhz (10,000 hz; 6666 & 2/3rds sesquihz)
dekaminute (Rate at which God can deal cards.)
dekasecond (A really, really fast way to deal cards.)
DentroCubans (Things inside Cubans such as livers, lungs, etc.?;
     Cuban dentists?...inside Cuba)
DentroKorean (Spanish-speaking people in North Korea?)
dentroreceiver (Something outside Glenn's receiver?)
descathed (w/o QRM?)
detexion (w/o texion; A long drawn out process undergone by people who move
     out of Texas.)
DGS (Dr. Gene Scott...who is still dead.)
dialing by feel (let your mind wander!)
direxional (two rexionals?)
dirty squealy extremely distorted parasites (WEWN's broadcasting mode.)
disaudibilizing (Shhhhhhhhhh)
distinxion (Sounds like something to do with flatulence.)
distorted praise music (Songs about invisible guys...and things.)
disunderstand (Where dis is when you drop it at the ballgame.)
dixion (Ten French ions)
dixionary (Something to do with exposing one's penis?)
dizzy outlet (A Radio Disney station)
DKJC (Dentro-Korean Jamming Command)
do-nothingism (A preferred form of domestic policy)
downpin (Useless fastener made from a goose feather.  Also, what happens
     at the end of the bowling alley after you throw the ball.)
Downunderite (A brand of Australian underwear.)
drawbax (What an artist does with a bax.)
dumpoff (A contest involving squatting and grunting.)
Duran2 (My daughter's favorite boy group.)
DW riff (An argument between Deutsche and Welle.)
earkeep (What you do when you expect to hear a station.)
echoier (Sounds French...they have a different word for everything.)
ejexion (What happens to coronal masses.)
elexion (Things that are rigged.)
elexioneering (Hot air)
El Hugazo (The Grand Poobah of Venezuela)
elsewhen (Some other time)
Emmanuel Baptist kilo-church (Apparently a large Baptist church on West
     Garriott in Enid.)
ENIDOK (Where to send money to God; not how your Aunt Enid is feeling.)
Enidplex (A movie theater in God's hometown.  Also a psychological condition
     characterized by an unnatural desire to live in Enid.)
enormous gringo (Apparent reference to a dude who walked across Cuba.
     There are other imaginative interpretations possible.)
ep (episode?)
EqG (Equatorial Guinea)
Enidward (God's mother?)
equinoxial conditions (Situation where things are equally noxious.)
Ethiopia-seekers (People who are worse-off than Ethiopians.)
Eurafricans (People trapped in the Mediterranean?)
evangelizer (Extended form of evangelist)
excursing (Making demons leave a person by shouting obscenities at them?)
extinxion
extraterritoriality (Somewhere outside the Vatican boundaries.)
extremely distorted blob (Great name for a punk rock band.)
Extremely Silly Passion Network (An expression of Glenn's love of ESPN
     and silly sports.)
fadeup (going down-up?...very controversial DX word.)
Fak2 (Fak Fak)
Fakfakians (People who run RRI Fak Fak?  People who listen to RRI Fak Fak?
     Beings on a planet in a galaxy far, far away?)
faux-Morse-code-like intermittent tones (A cmmo broadcasting mode on LW;
     also something done by the Dentro-Cubam Jamming Command.)
faxion (A very small group of people who spell like this)
F&B (Fire & Brimstone, also Flatulence and Burping)
FD (Firedrake; Chinese crash & bang music jammer; now being abbreviated is a
     sure sign that it has become institutionalized.)
filthy distorted FM spurs (What Ferlin Magillicudy's spurs loooked like
   after his faithful horse Buster drug him through the feed lot.)
Firedrake lento passage (a bit less crashing & banging than usual?)
flash crash (Memory of a bad thing?)
flites (flights)
flooDX (Hearing a distant station from a place in a flood.)
flush with flesh and flash (Glenn's description of the Eurovision Song Contest.)
flutish music (Music played by Doug Flutie?)
fluttery German (German spoken by folks of a certain persuasion.)
fluttery RAE (Cooking show hostess)
fluxuating (The act of fluxing or throbbing.)
fluxuation (throbbage)
fluxy (Glenn's cat?)
FMania (An unnatural urge to convert all transmitters to FM)
FModulated (This could be dirty)
FMy (Like FM)
FMy blob spur (What more can be said?)
folx (Peepul)
fonetik (A sucking parasitic insect found in telephones..."phonetic"
     in case you were wondering.)
fonetikally (Possibly a reference to ancient Mayan telephones at Tikal.)
fonetix (Synonym for Hauserispeak)
former porn star who now dresses modestly and professes to be a
   linguistic and Bible scholar (Nothing to add here!)
harmonicization
fraxion (Part of a fraction)
freezine (A free magazine, or possibly a brand of anti-freeze.)
frequentially
fsminute (not a clue)
FueraCubans (Half the population of Miami?)
funxion, funxioned, funxional
FWIW (For what it's worth.)
geekplay (Broadway version of Revenge of the Nerds?)
getting mushed (Drinking a lot of beer at a DXpedition.  What Sarah
     Palin's huskies do when she goes sledding.)
ghuxter (gospel huxter, or a Glenn Hauser uxter)
gigakwacha (A billion kwachas)
God-talk (Las palabras de Hauser?)
golpe (Glenn showing off by using this instead of "coup".)
Gospelhuxterese (A language involving a lot of yelling.)
graphix, grafix (What you do when your gra is broken.)
great Orthodox music (Apparently something the Russians have to offer.)
grindjamming (What happens when you get a bone in your hamburger machine)
Gringo preacher (no explanation necessary)
Gringo-Spanish (A language heard along the U.S.-Mexican border?)
grokking (This HAS to be illegal in Norway.) [The term "grok" was coined in
     Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land and is defined by the Oxford
     English Dictionary as "to understand intuitively or by empathy; to establish
     rapport with" and "to empathize or communicate sympathetically (with); also,
     to experience enjoyment."] (The Usual Suspects will now adopt this concept
     as; having a good time will henceforth be known as having "grokkage".)
Habanic usurpation (A nasty habit of the war-like Habanites; also use of any
     frequency by Cuba.)
half sesqui-hour (Verbose form of 45 min.)
ham intruder-watchers (42 m. police)
harmonicization (Nationalization of the nation's harmonica production.)
harmonicizing (What a group of people who cannot carry a tune in a bucket,
     try to do when singing.)
harmonix (What you do if you want to eliminate harmos.)
heard underneath her (What you hear when Rev. Barbi is on top.)
heavy Hindi lilt (A sub-continental Bollywood folk song)
heavy swish QRM (Gay-Lesbian jamming?)
hefty filthy spurs (I doubt this refers to hard plastic projections on
     garbage bags; an anti-Hauserism.)
henchperson (Politically correct version of henchman.)
hetless (Lacking something to beat against.)
Hminnesota (A state where a lot of Hmong reside.)
Hmusic (Hmong music)
hijinx (Fun times in Oklahoma.)
hilifish (Similar to African music; also a rare species of fish found
     only in Oklahoma sewers.)
hischool (What you say when you go back to your old school.)
Hmong up-and-down singing (SE Asian practise of singing during intercourse.)
hoary old Fidel (Raul's brother)
hoary past (Anything you need a brain memory for.)
Honduran golpistas (Central American golfers?)
horrible ratchety frying noise (The sound made when trying to saute a ratchet.)
hourtop (When stations are supposed to ID.)
however2 (however, however?)
hpw (hours per week; huge pulsating wound)
Hrmph (Glenn's reaction to something stupid in a report.)
huge whine of hets (A bunch of whiny straight people, and a great
     name for a punk rock band.)
huger (more huge)
hummy (A humming transmitter...a good name for a rock band.)
huxter (A person who huxes?)
hymny music (What you hear on Family Radio when Harold isn't droning.)
hyper hosts (self-explanatory)
hypernormal
IBOQRM (Evil IBOsssssssssss)
iceberg tips (A salad component?)
icosakhz (Now this is really getting out of hand!)
IDstring (A very good thing!; or, if a command, e.g., "That string is
     made of hemp.")
ilx (ilks)
imaginary frequency announcement (Announcing frequencies that
     aren't in use.)
impossiblize
inaxion ("in action", as missing inaxion...good grief)
inblast
inblasting (Flatulence that doesn't make it outside? Better than inbooming?)
inboomer (a station that is inbooming)
inbooming (Negative flatulence?)
inbringinbrigning (What the pizza delivery dude does.)
inbuilt (Not outbuilt)
inclue (opposite of inclueless)
incomprehensible talk discussion (An alternative to incomprehensible
     hand gesture discussion.)
infaded (Yet another form of the controversial term "fade up".)
infexion (inside a fexion)
inflexion (inside a flexion)
infomercialling (Excessively long snake oil advertisement.)
inkicking (Something less definite than inbooming?)
inmixed
inplugged (What people at Dxpeditions are)
instruxions
intellexual (sounds dirty)
interaxion (Why people go to a DXpedition; Between axions)
intercomprehensible (Hauserspeak?)
interdixion (In between dixion)
interferrer (Possiibly the thing that's causing the rate of expansion of the
     universe to increase.)
interjexion (between jexions)
International Vacuum (Where satellites dwell)
intersexion (Close contact between different species?)
intruder buster (Bad guy Buster breaking into your house?)
intune/intuned (When all's right with the world.)
irrepressibly peppy upbeat music (Verbose for, a real toe tapper.)
Ja2 (Ja Ja?)
jamethod (jamming method; a means of turning fruit into a spreadable treat)
jammusic (Chinese Crash & Bang opera music.)
jam the biggies
Jayhawx (The people responsible for getting Jay Leno back on the
     Tonight Show.)
JBA (no clue--something to do with signal quality--Just Barely Audible?)
J-pop music (A type of popular music as used to be performed by JJY and the Pips.)
Jo'burg (Johannesburg)
journo (A person who reports things and gets paid for it.)
Juche jamming (North Korean jamming?)
Juches (An apparent reference to North Koreans.)
Junend (What you see when June bends over.)
junxion (A place where conjunxions were found in the 70s.)
jurisdixion (Judge Dixion)
juvenilely (Writing foneticalee?)
Kalliforrnya (The left coast of the U.S.)
kidblock under WYFR (KJES interfering with Harold droning.)
kidsongs (Radio Disney stock)
kilo-church (A smaller version of mega-church.)
kilocyclon (100 dekacyclons)
kix (Something found on Route 66, and a favorite cereal as a yute)
KJV (King James Version; Kojak Jails Vandals; Korea Jams Vanuatu)
Korear (Korea pronounced by a New Englander.)
Kriyol (Glenn's version of Creole)
Kunmingers (Presumably the same folks as Kunmingis.)
Kunmingis (The people of Kunming; also a practise that is illegal in
     Mississippi, even by consenting adults.)
Latinamericanoa (Another verbose anti-Hauserism)
leapfrog spur (A really nasty thing to wear in a child's game.)
lesser ex-convict (Brother Stair)
Lexky (Lexington, Kentucky; Does this mean that Larry Russell is from Flushingmi;
     Andy Robins from Kalamazoomi; Niel Wolfish from Torontoon?)
lexure (The state of being like Lex)
linked fora (Foras stuck together?)
linx (links...probably nothing to do with golf, or snarly cats with big ears.)
lite jamming (Jamming with less carbs)
lixe (How you feel about your fiance?  Something you do with your tongue?
     An obscure French word?  You know those French; they have a different
     word for everything.)
lo-fi (Opposite of Hi-fi)
lux (No, not soap...lucks.)
lyrix (Words in a song, or a Dr. Seuss character)
M&M (A candy or two men...take your pick.)
macron (Long mark over a vowell...axually!)
Mad (Madagascar)
mailbag-cum-justification (How could one possibly improve on this with a
     wise-ass definition?)
malfunxioning (Mal, when he's well oiled, and well fed.)
mandatory sad piano music (Interval signal used on Liberace's birthday?)
Marchend (Where they usually put the horses in a parade.)
masculine robot voice (Stephen Hawking Weather Service)
meaningless corporate initialism (Matching call letters to a company
     name or slogan.)
mega-church (A very large group of people who don't need proof of anything.)
MEGO-inducing (not a clue)
merged log (Using details from someone else's log to enhance your own.)
messup (upscrew; misspelling of upmess)
Mexicoward (Toward Mexico; also a Mexican with no guts.)
Mexikids (Small Mexicans that watch cartoons on TV.)
millimetering (Inching along)
minions of J.C. (New Testament thumpers and followers.)
minolity languages (You'd think that this was a typo for minority, but l and r
     aren't very close...is Minolity a new country we can count?)
minutetop (a tiny upper portion)
mistaxes (mistakes; also something the IRS will get on your ass about.)
Mixing Product Central (Radio Habana Cuba; a Betty Crocker convention)
modulationless
Molotov cocktailing (A passtime for disgruntled citizenry.)
momentwise (A person who is aware of the moment?)
monologuing (A style of speaking characterized by Harold Camping...not to
     be confused with Harold camping.)
morningly (Routinely happening in the morning...like some bodily functions.)
motorboating (Putt-Putt noise from a transmitter.)
moveouts (Discontinued programs)
Mr. Robot (Synthesized voice, or a dude sounding like one.)
Mr. Winklejohn (One can only imagine what this is in reference to.)
muezzin (An Arab dude that calls people to prayer; "builds up steam for
     the next outburst")
MUF bumpup (What you need to do when your MUF sags.)
multi-deep hetbuckets (Great name for a punk rock band.)
mushy blob (A blob that has been cooked too long, or has not been cooked long
     enough...depending on what the blob was originally.)
mushy center (Sooooooo many options here!)
mushy FMy spurblobs (Hauser Gone Wild!)
musicing (playing music)
muxes (?)
Myrialakers (Minnesotans)
mystix (Citizens of a small town in Connecticut.  Also, brainwashed
     followers of the Holy One...any One.)
NASWAns (A large white aquatic bird interested in radio.)
Native English hearers (That would be us.)
Neanderthal music (Music played during a program about Neanderthals;
     often misteken for Australopithicus music; also, stupid music)
networx
newshole (A news segment from most mass media.)
newsy stinger
next2 (Next-Next? or standing and/or sitting adjecent to?)
nightmiddle (When Glenn has to get up and pee.)
nitepath
noisewall (Things built along freeways in the suburbs.)
[non] (It's not from this place.  I think we should start reporting these
     as [ain't].)
non-Brother Scare (Everybody else)
non-buzzing muezzins (Muezzins that have had their buzzers turned off.)
non-buzzy (sans buzzification)
non-direxional
non-incestuous programming (Programming aimed at non-family members.)
normal temporary foulup (Apparently standard operating procedure at some
     Oklahoma radio stations.)
now2 (now, now)
NZEnglish (A language not spoken in Australia.)
O'bee (Okeechobee)
OBOB (Only Brasillians on band)
objexion (A common exclamation used in the Court of Glenn.)
objexionable
offbeam (Describes many people)
offburned
offcut (What one should be careful of when using a chain saw.)
offfrequenciness (drift)
offgo (New brand of mosquito repellant?)
offsigning, offsigned (A station gone adios)
offtuning (What you are when DXing and you should be at the dinner table.)
OKward (Transmissions beamed directly at Glenn. A;so, what the Beaver's mom said to
     Ward when she was ready.)
OLASOB (Only Latin American Station On Band)
oldcomers (Dirty old men)
Olympix
oncome (What one says to a stubborn Oklahoma mule; also a frequent porno movie scene.)
on-hourtop (Long form of ToH)
onpop (Mom on top.)
ontuned (Short form of onturned.)
onturned (What Hauser gets when speaking this way.)
OOMUF
oonerspism (Pig Latin for spoonerism?)
oppositeward (Across the hall at the hospital.)
organish (Music sounding like an organ--ear, spleen, epiglotis? Also, the
     language spoken in Organia.)
oscillating whoop whoop (Whoop whoop that goes up and down)
OSOB (Only Station On Band, or Old SOB.)
outchecking (Compulsion to write bigger checks than your competition.)
outdropping (What one is doing when visiting the annex.)
outfaded (Presumably very similar to downfaded.)
outfigure (Dolly Parton?)
outfaded (a redundant Hauserism. A description of Glenn's favorite sweatshirt.)
outget (What one should do now and then, and when cabin fever hots.)
outkeep (Something told to Glenn many times.)
outmake (An infrequent Hauser passtime?)
outpicked (What happens to nasal oysters.)
outpointed, outpointing (Something that happens when you get aroused?)
outputting (putting out; also something you do on an outside green.)
outro (The opposite of intro.)
outroducing
outroduxion (Opposite of introduxion?)
outroing (Opposite of introing; also a roing that is on the outside.)
outstix (A recurring fantasy of Glenn's.)
outsticking sorethumbly (No comment necessary!)
outworn (Where Madonna wears her underwear.)
overconfident preacher (All of them)
overhearers (Snoopy DXers?)
overjamming (Jamming just a ted too much?)
overlisteners (People who listen to Brother Scare?)
overskipping (What Glenn does at his neighbor's house when they play Hop-Scotch.)
Ozarx (An area in Missouri & Arkansas where people have trouble spelling.)
Pacificans (Folks from the Pacific)
parallelable (Two llelables?)
parasitic hash (Hash that takes over your fridge when left alone too long.)
parasitic spurs (Evil, creepy little things with pointy things
     sticking out of them...eeeeew.)
parasitix (Two sitix)
pastly (Some time ago. Not to be confused with pasty.)
pastthing (olde stuffe)
pastwise (Some time back)
paychex (Take this job and shove it.)
peanut whistle (Glenn's quaint reference to a local low-power TV station.)
peax (Large pointy rocks in Colorado.)
pentaminute (A minute spent pent up; five of these would be a
     pentapentaminute, or a quintopentaminute.)
peppy keep-you-awake music (Something you look for on a DXpedition after 0600.
     Also, the music that Dead Dr. Gene plays during the send-money breaks.)
perpetratnix  (What you do if you don't want to perpetrat.)
perpetual big hum (What folks with ear problems hear.)
perpetual VOG monitor (Someone who is constantly peering into a volcano.)
Pet-Kam (Petropavlovsk-Kamchatski; not a device for capturing images of
     your critters.)
Pet/Kam motorboat (Probably the boat taking video of that water skiing squirrel
     you see on the funny video programs.)
petrodollars (Not a Hauserism, but of course, he'd use it at the 1st opportunity.)
phony-CW jammer (See faux)
piratical (Tending toward piracy.)
piratish-only (Awkward reference to a station that is...sort-of a pirate.)
pixure (Digital spelling of picture).
pixuring (Imagining pixies with no clothes on?)
PMS (Pastor Melissa Scott, ex-Barbi Bridges)
PMS fix (Unnatural desire to hear Rev. Barbi.)
politix (Small bugs residing on parrots.)
popsong (A tune about Ol' Dad.)
possibilize
Power Hower (A cut at WWCR's Power Hour)
pow-wow music (Presumably native American rhythmic vibrations.)
PPP (Pastor Peter Peters)
PPP overload (Listening to Pastor Pete Peters toooooooo long.)
praise music (A type of music, not something you do to it.)
Precious electrical fluid (Something that the Dentrocuban jammer xmtrs run on.)
pre-echo (The sound heard prior to the initial sound; The sound made by a
     tree falling in the forst when noone is around to hear it; The sound
     made by apprentice yodellers.)
pre-hourtop (Before ToH)
pre-log (A log for something that hasn't been on the air yet...
     a concept that puts list-loggers to shame.)
prepeat (The stuff that comes before peat.)
produxion (in favor of duxion)
projexion (outstix)
Prots (Protestants)
provoked harmonica accompanyment (Involuntary mouth harp interfernce?)
pseudo-random repetitions (fake random repetitions?)
psychophants (A Brother Stair apprentice.)
pulsing against nothing (Possible form of self-restrixion.)
pushers of silver as food (I don't see me ever getting that hungry.)
punxuated (A condition of rock music when played by people with excessive body
     piercings and colored spike hair. Something that happens to Phil in
     Punxsutawney every Spring.)
Q'daffy (Great Leader of the Islamic Republic of Loonie Tunes.)
QRDRM (Useless byproduct of a useless mode.)
QRHam (Ham from a gay pig?)
QRMary (Interference from WEWN.)
QRMashville (WWCR)
QRMyanmar (Burmese pests)
QSL-maniax (Alternative form of QSL-whore)
quadrilingual (Two forked tongues.  Also a very complex, tricky sexual practice
     involving four people, all with considerable dexterity and flexibility.)
quadrimonth (Something very similar to a tetramonth.)
Qur'an snippet (A small furry Arabic creature.)
quasi-broadcasts (Opining hams)
quasi-DX program (A program for hunchback DXers?)
QubaRM (Not a new United Arab Emirate)
Qur`aning (Something a muezzin does?)
Radio Canada Internal (CBC?)
radiowarring (An apparent popular passtime in China.)
ratchety distortion (Sound produced when misusing a wrench.)
ratchity spur (Signal sounding like the head nurse in One Flew Over the
     Cuckoo's Nest)
reactivable (Hauser for reactivatable; syn. resurrectable.)
real French (as opposed to Kriyol)
reaxion (Axion again)
rebeginning (Something they do at the Emmanuel Baptist kilo-church in Enid.)
receivor (A person who receives; as opposed to a receiver--a thingy for receiving.)
receptionwise (What a [erson gets when they've spent a lot of time
     receiving.)
rechex (What you get when you throw up after breakfast.)
red-uniformed needle-weilding nursing students (Glenn's prefered health care
     provider.)
reduxion (Duxion again)
reflexion (What God sees when he looks in a mirror.)
regular beep patterns (A beep pattern achieved after a few prunes.)
religionists (Folks who don't need proof of anything.)
remarx (The process by which Russia will return to Communism.)
repurposed (Finding a new lease on life?  Changing modes on your radio.)
rerepeated (againagain)
restrixion
reverby
reverent-sounding (Sounds religious but not sure.)
rhombix (A frustrating puzzle involving untangling a wire cube.)
ripple SAH (DXer wine)
rippling SAH (What you see on the surface of your ripple SAH when you stumble.)
robokids (A Hauserism stolen from MARE.)
robot feigning human male voice (The NMN guy.)
rustic exotic music (I guess you have to hear it.)
sacredarity (Something that Bible huxters & thumpers claim.)
Sackvillians (Bad people who pillage small towns?)
sad piano bed (Noisy, but tuneful bed springs.)
SAH (Stupid Ass Holes?  Maybe, Sub-Audible Heterodyne--a dyne that
     appeals to the opposite sex; a heterodyne that only a dog can hear;
     a straight person the speaks very softly?)
sanxuary (A place to get caffeine-free coffee?)
satellator
satisfaxion
Saut ul-Buzz (Sister station to Sawt al-Buzz?)
Sawt al-Buzz (An Arab station for apiarists, or people with hives?)
sax (A musical instrument, not a bag for holding stuff.)
SBG (Silly Ball Game)
screenshot (Something frustrated computer users do.)
secret shortwave transmissions (Announcements without times r frequecies)
seduxion
selexion
self-collision (Running into oneself.)
self-congratulatory bragging (Reporting a QSL without providing any info.)
self-imposed whine
self-inflicted hum (transmitter problem)
self-inflicted QRM (Broadcasting with an ailing xmtr. Also, a way to make a
     xmtr go blind.)
self-QRM (A deviant behavior...that will cause pimples and blindness.)
self-restrixion (See pulsing against nothing)
spex (Things that flies leave behind.)
semicentury (A really, really long time in a semi?)
semi-close (Almost close)
semiday (A day spent in a semi?)
semidozen (Verbose form of "six".)
semi-French (Quebecers?)
semihour (An hour spent in a semi?)
semi-inch  (Oh great...here comes a sesqui-foot, etc.)
semiminute (20 sesui-seconds)
semisequihour (OK, this is now officially getting out of hand.)
serial polygamist (A dude that goes all over the country marrying groups
     of women?)
sermonic (religionistical talk)
sesquiblock (Down the street a ways.)
sesquicentury (Reference to a time when there were only wood-fired and
     horse-drawn radios.)
sesquidecade (15 years)
sesquidegree (One-half of the 3rd degree)
sesquidekahertz (It certainly does!)
sesquiharmonic
sesquihour (90 minutes)
sesquiinch (38.1 mm.)
sesquiminute (90 seconds)
sesquimonth (45 days)
sesquisecond
sesquiweek (10 days plus a semi-day)
sesquiyear (18 months)
sevnightly (7 nites a week...which is a hepaday.)
sex (Abbreviation for the plural of 1/60th of a minute...which is six
     dekaseconds long; also, the most fun you can have without laughing)
sexion (Any body part involved in close contact with other body parts,
     preferably of the opposite sexion.)
sharx (Shady people who loan money.)
Shep (Shapparton, or possibly Glenn's dog which he misses...a lot.)
showgram (A show that's a program, or a program that's a show. Also, a
     Japarnese novrel.)
shux (Something done with oysters? Quaint form of Golly Gee.)
sillyballgame (Glenn got swirleyed jocks.)
similar-sounding widow (Anyone who sounds like Pastor Melissa Scott)
SINPOly (A Parker Brothers board game for DXers.)
sis station (sister station)
skippy (Having to do with bounces rather than peanut butter or
     a funny way to walk.)
slideshowed (Replay from a baseball game?)
Slope detexion (What one does before tobagonning. Also, a fundamental
    concept in calculus.)
sloppy get-around-to-it operation (Your government in action.)
Slovax (Another Dr. Seuss character? A method for distributing flu vaccine.
     Possibly a feminine hygiene product.)
smax (See outstix; also a breakfast cereal?)
SNAFUd (Short version of SANFUed)
SANFU'd (Long version of SANFUd)
snatch of the REE
snowflaxe (snowflakes...give me a break!)
snuk (Past tense of sneak.)
solely flukely (Flukely alone; also a very lousy name for Mr. & Mrs.
     Flukely to name their kid.)
Solomonic (Anything from the Solomon Islands)
Somewoman (So Me Woman)
Soporific wake-up chanting (Apparently something they do in Western Sahara.)
Spanglish (Not a Hauserism, but there's no way he would avoid using this one.)
speed of radio (About the same as the speed of light)
spelt (Having to do with the letters used in a word, and not what your
     kid does with his milk; also, a type of bread found in Bay City)
spixe (Spikes, or a slam at Latino folks?)
spoilt (Adjective describing a lot of people.)
spoken sermon (Opposite of an unspoken sermon.)
sports-cum-music show (Sex break between variety program segments?)
sportuguese (Language used by Portuguese sports announcers.)
spoxcelebate (Papal spokesperson, aka Vatican mouthpiece)
spoxperson (A person who repairs bicycle wheels.)
spurblob (That stuff that accumulates on your spurs?)
spurcheck (Checking on what frequencies Cuba is on at any moment.)
spurchex (What Glenn has for breakfast. Also, plural of spurcheck.)
spurfree (A cowboy that doesn't want to hurt his horse.)
spurpulsing (Horses hate this.)
spurry (Good name for a DXer's dog.)
squeeze job (What the uncaring bastards in Cuba and Brasil to to Dead Dr.
     Gene and Pastor Barbi on 11775.)
SSB intruder (Anti-AM QRM)
SSBish (Sort of SSB.)
SSB-senders (Verbose for hams)
SSOB (Strongest Station On the Band)
stealth evangelists (An ocksymoron>)
stix (Defunct rock band formed by Glenn in the 70s.)
strike music fill (What a station broadcasts when the staff is on strike.)
Strine (Legitimate Aussie slang term for Australia English.)
strummin' 'n' singin' (Yee Haw!)
struxured
styx (Sticks; also the town in South Carolina where Brother Stair is from.)
suburbanly (Like the outskirts of Enid.)
super Christian (A man of spiel; faster than a speeding bulletin, more
     powerful than a lobbyist, leaps tall steeples in a single bound.)
supersignal
sux (What a vacuum cleaner does.)
Swk (Sarawak)
SW Ontario, which is known as NW Ontario (Example of a problem of an
     oddly shaped province.)
tabloidism (I cut my mothers heart out and ate it on the porch.)
tactix (God's breath mints?)
talkhost
tangoing (Apparently a dance that God thinks is popular in Romania, or
     a description of what happens to God's complexion when he's stays
     out of the sun too long.)
tempo (Glenn's new favorite word...for temporary.)
tempojump (Based on context..not a clue. A temporary jump?)
Texan (A language spoken between Louisiana and New Mexico.)
T.H. (Talking House)
Thaiward (Section of an oriental hospital where peanut oil is used?)
thenceforward (The way a very proper British general would say, "Charge!
     A very uppity word.)
thinx (Something that smells bad to a person with a speech impediment. Also,
     a large stature in Ethypt.)
tho
thoroly
Thor's wrath (Something that knocks huxters off the air now an then.)
Those easily impressed by reverb (Harold Camping adherents)
thot (A thing that occasionally occupies a brain)
thrucoming (Finished having sex.)
timechex (A brand of breakfast food sold in Enid.)
timesignal (tick-tick-tick-tick...beep)
timesignaller (A station that signals time.)
tone test (Opposite of a test tone?)
traction (Misspelling of traxion!)
trans-Atlantically
Trans-Atlantix
transmittor (A person who transmits; as opposed to a transmitter--
     a thingy for transmitting.)
trax (What you leave behind when dragging DXpedition equipment thru the woods.)
trihour (2 sesquihours)
tropping (Trolling for tropo DX.)LAS PALABRAS DE GLENN
trux (trucks)
tsk2 (tsk-tsk)
tsk3 (tsk2 plus 1)
T-storming (Bizarre passtime of bored Great Plains inhabitants of
     crashing old lady's tea parties, and stealing all the crumpets.)
T.U.N. (The University Network; also Ted U. Nugent)
tuneby (Gumby's brother; a drive-by tuning)
tuner-by (Folk who tune by.)
Turcanada (Voice of Turkey in Turkish via Canada.)
Turx (Folks that live in Turqey?  What a person with a speech impediment
     calls a black and white formal suit.)
TV swish (News Gay-Lesbian channel)
Ubiquitous Voice of Harold Droning (Camping Radio)
UKOGBANI (A country in NW Europe whose name ignores several Isles,
     Duchys, Fiefdoms, etc.)
UKOGBANIans (Folks who live in that place.)
unblobby (Representative of the University of New Brunswick in Washington.)
unbuzzy (free of bees)
unchurched (Offered as a noun, referring to those who have not been churched.)
underlanguage (What they're speaking on that station you're really trying to hear.)
     (What you hear when the station on top pauses.)
undermodulatedly
underpants-bomber (A good name for a Nigerian rock band.)
understation (QRM)
unequationed (A new word coined just for Liz; a mixing product lacking defined
     base frequencies.)
unfixed (Cats and dogs capable of reproducing.)
unfound (still lost)
uniminute (One minute)
unMandarin (Icelandic, Urdu, Romanche, Quechua, etc.)
unseem (It doesn't seem.)
unsolid (a liquid or gaseous signal)
unsounds (It doesn't sound like...)
untuned (What stations are when you're asleep and forgot to turn your recorder on.)
u.o.s. (Not a clue...which might axually be in the ballpark)
Up2 and Away (Pop tune by the 5th Dimension)
upacting (Something your children do frequently. What your gastro-intestinal
     system can do at a DXpedition.)
up-and-down music
upback (Where one of Glenn's many pains is? An obscure part of Australia.)
upcatch What you do when you behindare.)
upclearing (What a teenagers face eventually does.)
upfade (Shameless misuse of the concept of fading. Possible word used to divert
     attention from people watching for fadeup.)
upgave (What many people did trying to read this stuff.)
uplook (Something that listloggers do; Something you should not do when
     pigeons are flying overhead.)
upmess (See messup)
upmix (What you say to your dog Mix, when he's in your chair.)
upmixed (What confused people are.)
uppopping (see oputstix)
upput (Presumably what you do with your antennas, or people who speak
     Hauserese.)
upshaken (Something never to be done to James Bond's drinks.)
upshift (Going from 2nd to 3rd.)
upsprouting (see uppopping)
upswitched (Past tense of the English town of Upswitch?)
upturning (As in what Glenn has to do with his volume dial to hear better.)
upwakers (Folks who wake up.)
upwaking (What a horny person does after they wake up?)
upwarming
upwrap (What you do to packages.)
USG (U.S. gummint)
The Usurper Habana (Hero of an olde Cuban folk tale?)
usward (Toward us.)
USward (Toward the US.)
Uzbex (A large furry critter found in Uzbekistan.)
vamping (seductive fill music)
Vaticlash (Interference in anything from the Vatican.)
vergeful (Like Verge)
VietCom (Thd folks that run Vietnam.)
VL8 shower services (Reportedly a legit term describing how the outback
     services signal rains down upon the listeners.  It could also be
     a service available for outback tourists, where you can call upon
     an aborigine to pee on your soiled parts.)
vocoderdistorted song (I'll bet this has something to do with rap.)
Voice of Alamo (Car Rental station)
VOLambda (What the VOA logo looks like when they eliminate the A crossbar)
wacky Brother Camping (The Marx brothers in the woods?)
wacky god-view
Walterboro Wacko (Latest moniker for Brother Stair.)
weakish (What some people feel when Glenn comes on the air.)
weaky (A weak station, or possibly Glenn's pet name for something.)
weekdaily
whack-a-mole-wise (Creative description of having to tune around
     frequently to listen to stations avoiding QRM. A;so, a description
     of how people who go to Chuckie Cheese a lot, approach problems.)
whoop-whoop (North Korean jamming; also the whoop-whoop lady heard
     on DXpeditions several years ago around 1640.)
whoop-whooping (Novel expression of North Korean jamming.)
Wiggle that patchcord! (Glenn's instructions to Radio Rebelde
     to cure their technical problem.)
wink out (Going silent)
worldside (hemisphere)
wacky wailing preacher (Most of them)
WOOB (Not a station in Oklahoma; something to do with Peruvians.)
wooden frequencies (Frequencies registered but not used, or frequencies
     carrying stimulating programs.)
world-endish (No, not armageddon, just a far off place on the planet.)
worldparts
worx (Sounds like a scalp condition.)
WTF (What the fornicate, or possibly, what to fornicate...decisions, decisions.)
WTFK? (What's the frequency Ken?; there may be alternative interpretations.)
wunnerful (Glenn adopting a Lawrence Welkism.)
W&W (Long form of 2W)
WWV/H (Both WWV & WWVH...Don't start using this!)
yakking (What QRHams do.)
YDD (Yankee Doodle Candy)
yearchange (Minting dates on coins. What the redneck kids tells you at
     McDonald's when he give you your change back.)
yearend (What folks behind ye see when ye bends over.)
yearpart (That thing in the side of year hair.)
ygroupies (God's followers)
zombie crowd (Robokids)

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